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The Unwashed Asses - Ep. 004: Depression



Do show titles even matter? Christian talks depression, the void, Smite, and cooking.

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

Friday Night Smite - 01/27/2017





Woody, Mesi, and Zero talk patch 4.1, engage in a friendly quiz, and fall back into old habits.

App of the Week: Tap Hero

Tap Hero
Developer: Applicatura
Platform: Android, iOS
Price: Free!


I've expressed my disdain for idle clickers in the past. For the most part, they seem pointless to me. They're built to waste time, and like many mobile titles, lack any meaningful engagement. There is no progression, no sense of reward, and no real motivator to keep playing. Tap Hero tries to change that.

Zero Lives - Ep. 058: Cock





Overwatch has released their latest holiday event! Join me in exploring the latest mode, Capture the Rooster!

The Unwashed Asses - Ep. 003: Makeup



Christian has been having an off week, hence the delay. In this make-up episode, we talk Taboo, 300, and Destiny 2.

Opening Song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing Song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

App of the Week: Light!

Light!
Developer: Youzu Stars
Platform: Android
Price: Free!


Relaxation is important. Being able to take a moment and let the world around you disappear while you collect your thoughts is critical. So much is demanded of us on a daily basis. From work to families to our entertainment itself. Many apps only reward daily diligence and demand players continually play to make any progress.

Friday Night Smite - 01/13/2017





It's Friday the 13th! Zero shows up late and discovers he hates Sylvanus. Woody can't manage to get a kill. Mesi carries the team with a personal genocide.

App of the Week: LastPass Authenticator

LastPass Authenticator
Publisher: LastPass
Platform: Android, iOS
Price: Free!


Security is super important when dealing with anything on the Internet. In addition to having a strong password, it's always smart to enable two-factor authentication if you are able to. Some providers will allow this through a text message sent to a designated phone number. Others rely on an authenticator app to provide a randomly generated pass code.

I already trust LastPass with my life essentially. So, trusting them as my two-factor authenticator was a no-brainer. Setup is easy. When enabling two-factor on an online account, a QR code will be presented. Line it up with the camera within the LastPass Authenticator app and the account will be added. Should that not be an option, you also have the choice to manually add an account via a code. The app can be secured with a PIN or fingerprint, helping to beef up security.

LastPass Authenticator is easy to use and it comes from a company I already trust. If you're serious about your security, definitely install this.

The Unwashed Asses - Ep. 002: Strippers, Portals, and Security



Christian talks about his tumultuous history with Portal, why he doesn't like strip clubs, and the importance of strong passwords.

Opening Song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing Song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

Zero Lives - Ep. 056: Portal 2, Part 2



The Portal 2 play through continues! We battle GladOS, talk of escape with Wheatly, and find ourselves in a new predicament.

Portal 2 - Part 1



With the first game in this fantastic series complete, it's time to tackle the sequel.

Portal - Part 2



In this epic conclusion, I beat a game that everyone else beat ten years ago.

Chili's - Grass-Fed Sunrise Burger

Chili's
Location: Delavan, WI
Ingredients: Egg, bacon, lettuce, red onion, tomato, Chili's Signature sauce, pepper jack, dill pickles


Verdict:
Oh, New Year's Eve. A time where people gather to celebrate the end of a year and the start of another. A time where those that have nowhere to be and no one to be with belly up to a bar for what should be a good meal.

App of the Week - Little Healer

Little Healer
Publisher:Dmitrii Volevodz
Platform: Android, iOS
Price: Free!


I have a problem. At one point, I was in a very abusive relationship with a game. World of Warcraft consumed my life for several years. It was all I would play, all I did, all I would talk about, and all I would dream about. It started with a friend letting me try out his account. The night elf dance and Hogger quests sucked me in. I quickly acquired my own days later. It eventually got to the point where I ran my own private server.

Red Robin - Whiskey River BBQ Burger

Place: Red Robin
Location: Rockford, IL
Ingredients: Onion straws, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, Whiskey River BBQ sauce


Verdict:
I wasn't sure that I had reviewed this burger yet. I know that it is a regular burger I order and that I have reviewed plenty like it. But you're in luck! I haven't covered this one yet!