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Friday Night Smite - 02/24/2017



Sapper is out for the evening. Mesi and Zero cover the news of 4.3, get play time with Kuzenbo, and talk capture the flag.

The Unwashed Asses 008: Fast Food is the Devil



Christian talks about how he's finally realized fast food is destroying his life and why he's enthralled with a children's video on YouTube.

Haunted House Monster Truck: www.youtube.com/user/thekydstv

Patreon: www.patreon.com/ZeroAnd09

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

App of the Week: Retro Shooting

Retro Shooting
Developer: Livezen Corp.
Platform: Android, iOS
Price: Free!


Loyal readers will know that I'm terribly torn on mobile gaming. I greatly enjoy playing games, but there is such a distinct lack of quality games available for phones and tablets. If something becomes mildly popular, there are so many knock-offs and shovelware created, it creates bloat in the marketplace. For the most part, I've given up on mobile gaming. I'd much rather use my phone or tablet to be productive (crap, I think I'm turning into an adult). That being said, every now and then, a gem comes along.

The Unwashed Asses - Ep. 007: Now with more Wood



Sapper Woody joins Christian to talk about streaming, Smite, and mental health.

Sapper Woody: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWqoBnAgmamvd4iagTRic6g

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

Patreon: www.patreon.com/zeroand09

The Unwashed Asses - Ep. 006: For Honor



It's late! I'm sorry! Here it is! In this episode, Christian talks about man-pigs, Lego Batman, John Wick 2, and For Honor.

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

Patreon: www.patreon.com/zeroand09

Friday Night Smite - 02/17/2017





Can Sapper break his losing streak? Can the technical difficulties be overcome? Will this new channel thrive?

Zero Lives - Ep. 061: For Honor





It's time to slay some vikings and samurai in the world's prettiest medieval combat sim.

Games with Gold - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed





Platform: Xbox 360, Xbox One

Availability: 02/16/17 - 02/28/17



I love the smell of burning Wookiees in the morning.

Games with Gold - Project Cars





Platform: Xbox One

Availability: 02/16/17 - 03/15/17



I've played plenty of bad racing games, but Project Cars takes the cake.

App of the Week: SketchBook

SketchBook
Developer: AutoDesk
Platform: Android, iOS
Price: Free!


Art is very important to me, despite me being a terrible artist. I had talent and squandered it. I grew up wanting to draw comics for a living. But instead of actually studying and developing my skills, I stalled out. Fast forward 10 years and I'm still floundering. But now, I flounder for different reasons. The world has jumped to digital art and let me tell you, drawing with a tablet instead of pencil and paper is a dramatic disconnect.

App of the Week: Imgur

Imgur
Developer:
Platform: Android, iOS
Price: Free!


I don't know why I'm loathe to recommend this app. Maybe it's my own self-hatred for spending so much time on it. Time that I could spend being productive. Maybe it's that I don't want you falling into the same trap that I have. But odds are you're already ensnared with it or its half-brother, Reddit.

The Unwashed Asses - Ep. 005: I'm an Asshole



Christian goes on a very personal journey on why he's a terrible human being. Also, why you should tip your driver and more!

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

App of the Week: Twitch

Twitch
Developer: Twitch Interactive, Inc.
Platform: Android, iOS
Price: Free!


There's no denying the huge impact that Twitch has made in the lives of gamers. Everyone, from major tournaments to the 30 year old guy with cats can blast their gameplay out for all to see. But what good is streaming, if there's no one to watch? Don't you worry, baby birds. Twitch has your back.

Zero Lives - Ep. 059: Dark Souls





Feeling the itch from withdrawal of Bloodborne, I delve back into Dark Souls. I meet a friend, we kill some bad guys, and we praise the sun.