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The Unwashed Asses 021: Old Enough to Drink



Christian bitches...a lot. He also talks about depression, Warcraft, and breaks down the Call of Cthulu trailer.

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

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Twitter: @Unwashed_Asses
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Zero Lives Ep. 075: 3..2..1..Grenades!

Down by the Lake


Zero Lives Ep. 074: War Chicken's End





The War Chicken sees the end and glimpses into the future in this thrilling conclusion!

Zero Lives Ep. 073: Side Story





To gain favor with Reaver, the War Chicken must earn some favor with the citizens of Albion.



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The Unwashed Asses 020: Dads, Cars, and Necromancers



Christian talks Cars 3, Father's Day, and spins an epic yarn about Tim, the drunk necromancer.

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

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Twitter: @Unwashed_Asses
Write the show: theunwashedasses@gmail.com

The Unwashed Asses 019: Fantasy Racism



It's a throwback to older formats as more OT has forced Christian into recording on the road. Night driving, E3, fantasy racism, and more in this episode!

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

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Twitter: @Unwashed_Asses
Write the show: theunwashedasses@gmail.com

Your Moment of Zen


Recently took a trip to the Japanese gardens in Rockford. A shockingly good time.

Zero Lives Ep. 071: Bawk Bawk





The War Chicken returns! This episode has it all! Jail breaks! A tearful reunion! Romance!

The Unwashed Asses 017: Fat Fuck



Christian talks about being a fat fuck, why cyclists suck, and animal girls.

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Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go