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Steve and Tim

I got a request to write. So, I wrote.

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“Hey there, you sexy bitch!”

“You can’t say that.”

“Why not? I thought it always needed to start with an attention grabber.”

“It does, but not like that. They asked for a story. It’s unlikely they’ll react kindly to being called a bitch right off the bat.”

The Unwashed Asses 032: Horsemen



Christian talks about inspiration, hard work, and the first time he ran over a headless horseman.

Kevin Smith, Burn in Hell: vimeo.com/51171743

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

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Eyes Up, Guardian 004: The Nine



Twitch gets an extension for viewing streamers' gear. Christian talks about leveling his second character. The Nine make their presence known.

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Game Informer Article: bit.ly/2jOcaiE
My Name is Byf Video: bit.ly/2xqVXVo

The Unwashed Asses 031: Cults, Placentas, and Heartache



Messi joins in a very special episode. The guys completely ditch the show notes and go on a magical adventure down memory lane.

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

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Twitter: @Unwashed_Asses
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Eyes Up, Guardian 003: Raid Time



A week in, and what do we know?

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The Unwashed Asses 030: You're Testing Me



Christian rambles about decorating early, Dr. Car, and his love affair with Destiny 2 continues.

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

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Twitter: @Unwashed_Asses
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Eyes Up, Guardian 002: It Lives



Christian gets some goodies from Bungie, gets into the shader controversy, and gives his first impressions.

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Eyes Up, Guardian 001: Twas the Week before Launch



In the first scintillating episode, Christian condenses nearly all the news fit to be had about Destiny 2.

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The Unwashed Asses 029: KJV



Christian talks protesters, annoying ring tones, and he breaks a sacred rule.

Opening song: Young Men Dead, The Black Angels
Closing song: Disappearing Dark, Get Set Go

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Twitter: @Unwashed_Asses
Write the show: theunwashedasses@gmail.com