I got a new phone last month. Ever since then, I've been swarmed with texts and calls from people looking for an "Emily". At first I was polite, and told them this was no longer her number. A month and a half later, I'm screwing with them because they just won't stop. Here's a transcript of the latest:
Texter: Hey Em??
Me: She's getting dressed. What's up?
T: Who is this?
Me: The guy who just took her to "pound town". If you know what I mean. ;)
T: I'm Young... So no... Lol
Me: Well Young, I get at least 5 texts/calls a day from people thinking this is Em's number. Best I can figure is that she has a new number and didn't tell you.
T: Whooooo sry
Me: Not your fault. Have a happy new year.
T: U to! I was just with her this is weird! Who t u
Me: I'm a guy who got a new phone last month and has since been plagued by people calling Emily.
T: I'm sry! Emily is like my mom so idk y
Have a good new yr
Me: Again, not your fault.
I'm not a total ass. Could I be? Probably.