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Wow, it's been a really long time since I've taken the time to sit down and write out a post. One sentence in and it feels kind of good. Like maybe I should make it a habit. Huh, strange.

Anywho, I've been running this site in one form or another for over a decade now. There have been highs and lows. Lots of lows. But, I keep coming back and so do you. I appreciate that, I genuinely do. It's always exciting when I check stats and see all the folks that pop in from all over the world. Sure, there aren't a lot of comments, but the fact that my content is being seen is enough for me.

Eyes Up, Guardian 009: Season of Opulence



The Season of Opulence is just around the corner.

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TUA 113: Hacked



In which all the filth I view is about to be shown to the world.

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Photo a Day: 2019-05-30


Eyes Up, Guardian 008: More to Come



The Revelry has ended, Spectral Blades has been nerfed, and Outbreak Prime returns.

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Destiny 2: Xur Bounty - The Tower





With the quest finally patched, we can now view the next piece of Xur's bounties.

Friday Night Smite: 2019/05/03





Messi, Woody, and Zero take up fishing in the Sea of Thieves.

TUA 112: Mondays



In which our hero nearly breaks his finger and then pays the ultimate price.

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TUA 110: GoT S8 E3 ABCDEFG123



In which our hero does what every other person on the Internet does, and bitches about the last episode of Game of Thrones.

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Eyes Up, Guardian 007: It's Broken



Everything is broken. Quests, guns, events, everything. Everything is awful.

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Photo a Day: 2019-05-02